A man went to his friend one day

Man : When i was on my safari trip in the jungle, a tiger came running after me so i ran for my life. It came close to me, almost able to grab my neck, but then it slipped.

Friend : Wow, you are so brave, tell me what happened after that.

Man: I was running with all my might and the tiger caught up to me again. So i ran and it was close to grab me again, but it slipped. I ran again and the tiger came close to grab me again , but it slipped and i got to my apartment in the town.

Friend : Wow , you are so cool, if it was me i would of pooped my pants.:(

Man : what else was the tiger slipping on.

Before school

Dad : son, who do you like the most, me or your mom ?


Son: both.
 
Dad : pick one.

Son : again, I pick both.

Dad : if I went to America and your mom went to Paris , who would you go with ?

Son : mom

Dad : why ?

Son : so I could eat croissants :]

Dad : what if I went to Paris and your mom went to America, then where would you go ;{]

Son : America

now dad  is confused :)

Dad : why?

Son : because I would've just gone to Paris. :)

Dad : go to school mama's boy!