Before school

Dad : son, who do you like the most, me or your mom ?


Son: both.
 
Dad : pick one.

Son : again, I pick both.

Dad : if I went to America and your mom went to Paris , who would you go with ?

Son : mom

Dad : why ?

Son : so I could eat croissants :]

Dad : what if I went to Paris and your mom went to America, then where would you go ;{]

Son : America

now dad  is confused :)

Dad : why?

Son : because I would've just gone to Paris. :)

Dad : go to school mama's boy!